I'm serious- I'll scratch your eyes out

I'm sure everyone's seen the story of the Runaway Bride, as they've so cleverly titled her (it's just like that Julia Roberts movie, except serious). I love how everytime they put her picture up on the screen it's the same one...wouldn't it be funny if they switched it up a bit? Maybe a picture of her at a coworkers birthday party? Or even her dressed up as Little Bo Peep for Halloween? But no, it's always the same picture- you can almost see through her smile her thoughts of "What the f*ck am I doing? I don't want to marry this guy. Please somebody help me." And if you stare at her eyes long enough, you'll go into a trance.

Yesterday I had a virus sent to me via IM...it came from a friend and said "OMG. Check this out" and you could click to a link on the "this" which I of course I did b/c it said OMG so it must be really awesome but then it sent the IM to everyone on my buddy list, so all these people are IM'ing me asking "What is this?" and I'm trying to tell them "Don't open it!" but my mouse won't work and my boss is desperately yelling at her computer screen for her boyfriend not to open it like it's a f*cking bomb and then all of the sudden we start receiving the IM from him b/c he's now infected and it's being sent to his buddy list and it was just a big pain in the a** and f*cked up his computer but luckily spared mine any damage b/c I panicked and turned off my computer when it started going crazy even though I had no clue how to remedy the situation b/c I'm not the IT guy (not that we have one). It was like a horror movie for nerds.

Check out Emily & Bre's interview w/ Sir Ben Lee (yes, I just knighted him) on The Austinist.

I just balanced my check book and I'm f*cked for the next month and then some...unless I win the lottery. But I'd have to actually purchase a lottery ticket first.
R.